Come Hither.

Joe says:
OH YEAH dude, kathlyn somehow found out i was talking to you
she just came up to me
and slapped me -,-

Lynette says:
OMG SRSLY?!

Joe says:
yea I was like wtf is your problem bitch?
and she was like fucking hate you joey -.-
Everyone was like WTF is HER problem

Joe says:
Seriously if she wasn't a girl
she'd be fucking bleeding right now it was dark anyway ...
and girls at clubs scream all the time.
nobody would have noticed

Lynette says:
i seriously fear for my life right NAO

Joe says:
stop being a wuss lyn
-_________-

Lynette says:
Fuck you! for all you know
SHE WILL CASTRATE ME!

Joe says:
WTF that doesnt even make sense!
u dont HAVE a fucking penis
stop thinking you have one!

Lynette says:
what? oh.