Come Hither.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I wrote this for you.



Give me an Asian baby, and nobody gets hurt.
(Welp, maternal instincts.)



Things I have done today thus far:

-Opened my eyes,
-Picked up my laptop.


Number of times I'd lean back
in my swivel chair and freak out
because I think the chair is about to flip over: About 6


THIS DAY FUCKING RULES!!!




In all truth, the day's pretty average, so far,
but I just wanted an excuse to post this gif.
I'm using it for everything now.




There needs to be some sort of delivery service
that will deliver whatever you want, whenever you want (like 3 A.M.),
in a short period of time.
Oh, and the delivery people will be
male and female models out of job.

So what if I want a single glass of chocolate milk
and a box of tri-color popsicles?
I should be able to get that delivered by
an attractive person in under an hour.


Oh, come on!
What is this world we live in?


Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

posted by Lynette  # 12:17:00 PM

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